The Minna Street Humper

is this the latest model for pallet jockey™ brand underwear? or just a random guy with a dildo shoved up his butt looking for some friday afternoon recreation?

dude walks down the alley, inserts said toy, and proceeds to go at it with a pallet and then with a dry standpipe. he was there for 20 minutes or so, very nonchalant as people walked by and cars passed.

do not be alarmed. he is sporting the tail of neither a manticore nor a chimera, but of a garden-variety sex toy. (the images ain’t the best quality, but the first two have a red arrow pointing to the toy’s handle sticking out of his pants/thong.)

and there’s the video. the audio doesn’t add much but it has been left in for the background noise. points of note: at 00:42 it’s liftoff, with both feet off the ground; at 1:00 it sounds as though someone is opening the pull-tab off a can of schlitz and settling in for the show; and at about 2:15 the street cleaner passes right in front of him.

[tube]_-SNe5EE2MM[/tube]best in full screen and at the higher resolutions, and when viewed humming Ride The White Horse by The Gap Band imho.

i like the fact that when he walks away he doesn’t bother to pull up the sag or even to remove the toy. i think i’d be limping by now.